KSM: The Ultimate Patsy "Confesses"

"Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, the alleged 'Al-Qaeda mastermind,' has confessed to direct involvement in a myriad of terrorist attacks and assassination plots around the world, including 9/11 'from A to Z,' but some are likely to be disappointed that after 5 years of torture he stopped short of accepting responsibility for killing Kennedy, creating AIDS and being the real Santa Claus." - Read the story in Prison Planet